Hello there….We have excellent news for the world !
This is the best thing you will read all day, and more than likely all year and quite possibly in your entire life….
MAC n’ CHEESE: “Life Coaching and Taco Reviews”- will now be appearing on CRUZjunky.
You see, we know that the world around you can leave you feeling a bit lonely, angry or uncertain, we know that you have questions, we know you have doubt and fear, crippling fear (that’s our favorite type)
Lucky for you Mac n’ Cheese are here to save the day, so put down that bottle of draino ! Roll up the garden hose and remember the razor is for shaving, not slitting.
WE KNOW YOUR PAIN.
Mac and Cheese “Life Coaching and Taco Reviews” will calm the savage beast within you.
SHE HATES YOU? – Ask Mac n’ Cheese.
CAN’T DECIDE WHERE TO GO ON VACATION? – Ask Mac n’ Cheese.
BLACK SABBATH OR OZZY? – Ask Mac n’ Cheese.
CONDOMS OR RAW DOG? – Ask Mac n’ Cheese.
SMOOTH PEANUT BUTTER OR CRUNCHY? – Yup…Ask Mac n’ Cheese
Pretty much we are bonafide KNOW-IT-ALLS, but in a good way. So you can rest assured that all of those LIFE PROBLEMS are in good hands now.
Yes, TACO REVIEWS. Tacos are a lot like pizza and sex, even when really bad, they’re still pretty good, so we figured that it would be a great idea to guide the masses to the perfect taco while we’re at it.
So if you have a problem with whats his name, or if you’re hungry and a shitty slice of pizza just won’t do it – send us your questions, we got your back!
Don’t you feel better already?
Keep an eye out as we will be unveiling our first podcast later this month.
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